That better not be an IT helpdesk...I come in early to get some work done so I can leave early.
Computer's running like a fucking bastard.
IT tell me 'it's a monday morning thing' and I'll have to ride it out, should be fine by 9 o clock.
That's a great fucking help... thanks cunt
(Computer's running like a fucking bastard.
IT tell me 'it's a monday morning thing' and I'll have to ride it out, should be fine by 9 o clock.
That's a great fucking help... thanks cunt
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:55,
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That's bollocks.If anything, it's going to be worse at 9am when everyone starts using the network.
If it doesn't then you have some inverse kind of IT system which gets better and faster the more people use it and I'll take 50 of them for our customers.
(If it doesn't then you have some inverse kind of IT system which gets better and faster the more people use it and I'll take 50 of them for our customers.
Joliet,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:55,
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I bet they run a system wide anti-virus scan on monday morningIf they told anyone the truth, they'd have loads of important people moaning about it. :)
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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:58,
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this ^lol I am that anti-virus guy too :D
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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:02,
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Same as....although i try to stagger the scans so it's not all at the same time
( Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:03,
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What's wrong with scheduling an anit-virus at midnight over the weekend?! Joliet,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:03,
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Most of the machines will be switched off.. Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:04,
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They do that on Friday afternoonjust when everyone starts panicing about stuff they HAVE to have done that afternoon.
What fun
(What fun
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:24,
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That's quite possible.Especially if come of your systems are network drive. IT often set system scans to run on a Monday as Monday morning is the most unproductive part of the week.
Oh and they probably just hate you.
(Oh and they probably just hate you.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:01,
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having known a lot of IT people over the years,both competent and incompetent, they could either be fuckwits, or you have offended them. swearing at them is never helpful...
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:06,
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I ran service desks for year.There only two real types of people when you work in service desks. People you are indifferent about and those with nice tits.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:08,
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there are 10 types of people in the world...those that understand trinary,
those that don't,
and those that mistake it for binary.
(,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:10,
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those that don't,
and those that mistake it for binary.
Although Douglas Adams believed there were onlt 6 real people in the worldWhich is why you always run into your neighbours when on holiday.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:20,
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SO cynical..but ultimately true
( Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:11,
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I don't swear AT themI swear ABOUT them after I've put the phone down.
I'm a pretty resourecful fella and only resort to IT when I have to.
Particularly since the day they told me my computer was slow because I had Photoshop and Indesign open at the same time. Yeah... because that's my job
(I'm a pretty resourecful fella and only resort to IT when I have to.
Particularly since the day they told me my computer was slow because I had Photoshop and Indesign open at the same time. Yeah... because that's my job
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:32,
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