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# fuck off cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# bit
harsh?
(IPFreely, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# P69 doesn't really do beating around the bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Bless him.
You know where you stand with prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Minimum Safe Distance is recommended.
Only kidding Prodge!

Edit: Oh dear, as I suspected, he already put me on 'ignore'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Really? :-(
You're adorable, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Well, I know at lot of things I do annoy the hell out of him.
It's really not intentional, though.

Edit: Actually, I may be wrong about the ignore, well at least earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I think you're a lovely sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# You're very darling to say so...
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Nup. nowt to do with me. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
#
*peers out from behind chair*
Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Hello you 2 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hello!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *huggles in new jeans*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Sexeh.......
Very nice, too!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# :D
tra!!!! *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *snuggles up* it's YOU!
You lovely thing, you. Look at you there, all you-ish. Marvellous. Give us a twirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *giggles*
*twirls in new jeans*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I demand you come here so I can do the botty test.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Right, you two hooligans -
I'm outta here - G'night!

*hugs & waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Night love! *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Micha said they pass the botty test with flying colours
His actual (translated) words were "they make your arse look volumnous"

Which I guess means "yes your bum does look big in this"

But he likes it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Men with proper arses. This is a good thing.
My ex didn't have one. He had 'extremely upper thighs' that merged seamlessly into the base of his back.

*pats bottom*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# yay for proper bums :D
yeh, I knew a bloke who had a phantom arse like that. He thought he had a fantastic arse, when in fact, he had none whatsoever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# ....his name wasn't Nick, was it?
actually, gotta go. BIG love to the Dixypoos, for he is lovely bunchkin- also loves to the absent JPG and to the very present Ttssattsr (oh damn, that looks wrong)

Tra! xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# It wasn't, no.
T'was Jon.

Just to go onto further important details, when naked, one could see his starfish without him even bending over. No arse cheeks, you see.

Wasn't pleasant.

edit: Tra! x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Tata, wowowowowow. Kissy huggy smoochy smooch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Hello you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Argh!
How many posts are you replying to?

*is really confused*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# yes, I am!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# YOU'RE confused??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# 'lo lady :)

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hi Meester, cold as fuck up there?
It is down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# was in Stirling today for an interview and it was smashin' out
getting a bit nippy/freezy now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Aye, I'm not fancying my chances getting to the car in these heels.
(is stupidly wearing 4 inch stilettos today)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I wanna see.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# weet weel!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# vicious
but fair
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)