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# God you people and your shark-like tastebuds
/resents having to rinse teaspoons between stirs

'Ning board.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Tip of teh day:
Buy a second spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Meh
Twice as much washing up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Not if you stop drinking the devil's diarrhoea
and stick with tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# You're just showing off that you can spell
diarrear diorhorea fast poo
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Get em to make their own fucking tea
In my extensive experience of making tea for fucking tea drinkers who never want a drink unless someone else is making it, I've found you never make it right.

The spoon was used for coffee
It's too weak
You didn't leave the bag in long enough
You left the bag in too long
I wanted a big mug
I wanted a small mug
It's got a funny hair in it

and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You forget,
it tastes like you wiped your cock on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)