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# ...


slow board today huh?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Oh hi little one
*pets*
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Awwww!
What is the source?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I assume you meant the bug :)
magickcanoe.com/insects/cimbex-larva-2.jpg
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Oh wow!
I thought it was some kind of juvenile Chameleon or something, the second pupae was confusing me :D

EDIT: Actually, having gone through that site, I see that is his own body :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# juva juva juva juva juvenile chameleon
you come and go
you come and gooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# whut is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# That reminds me of pea, talking of which...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# wowzers!
first reply

my first ever FP was a cunning Pea...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# So do I
Top work Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Utter rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# You sir...
...are a loon of the First Water :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done Ninj!
Congrats on FP...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ahh, bless you Moley!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Brilliant!
As a former Officer in the United States Marine Corps, I have to sheepishly admit, we DO cheat at the pole vaulting. In defense, it's a tough bloody sport. So you do what you have to do...

Cheers,

Citadel
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Reminds me of an old frontpage..
..this one?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# how?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Probably through it's udders
I'm assuming it can be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# uuuugh.....
larvae milk..
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *Waits for Alien second head to come out of it's mouth*
Woo!

In other news, my boss made me a cup of tea and stirred it with the spoon he used to make his extra strong, black, coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Tea drinkers are so wet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ^this
they are gay
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I'm gay and I drink coffee
discuss
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Mr T says

(munzor in the jungle, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I have always loved ^this^ pic :D
I support its sentiments wholeheartedly
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# God you people and your shark-like tastebuds
/resents having to rinse teaspoons between stirs

'Ning board.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Tip of teh day:
Buy a second spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Meh
Twice as much washing up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Not if you stop drinking the devil's diarrhoea
and stick with tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# You're just showing off that you can spell
diarrear diorhorea fast poo
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Get em to make their own fucking tea
In my extensive experience of making tea for fucking tea drinkers who never want a drink unless someone else is making it, I've found you never make it right.

The spoon was used for coffee
It's too weak
You didn't leave the bag in long enough
You left the bag in too long
I wanted a big mug
I wanted a small mug
It's got a funny hair in it

and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You forget,
it tastes like you wiped your cock on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# damn shoulda thought of that...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# It's OK
He went out for a fag so I made myself another cup.

Normal service has been resumed. But I may pee in his future cups of coffee to see how he likes odd tasting beverages.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Tea is good
Coffee is good... but it's easier for people to fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)