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# arf!
needs more drunken spewing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# and ties round heads
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# and traffic cones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# an photocopied arses
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# and kebabs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# and trying it on with the ofice hottie...
even though you're old enough to be her Grandad and ugly enough to be sitting on a church roof somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# if she's pissed enough, she'll let you.
you just have to discover the right level.
of course, if you're really ugly, drunk enough is perilously close to comatose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hehehee
spits coffee at monitor
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# comatose has its advantages
you can do her up the wrong 'un and she can't complain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *takes incriminating photos*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# oh bloody hell
not again

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# just you wait
they've got mary magdalene booked as the stripper for later
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# phwoar!
i've heard she's been ridden all over galilee!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)