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# of the Bailey?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *corrects self*
It actually goes like this:
Good King Boroslav looked out,
On a feast of grungers,
Saw them whirdling 'round about,
Armed with rubber plungers.

Brightly shone their moolies then,
With their possetts glowing.
He knew not from whence they came,
But 'e knew where they were going!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I was actually thinking of you yesterday :)
I was having a discussion with some people about how terrible comedy generally is nowdays, but how much of a genius Sir Ronald Barker was :D
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# The dvds were in the post this morning fella
sorry for delay, was a hectic weekend!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# No worries at all :D
I was out all weekend anyhoo :D
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i did much the same thing but with Flanders and Swann
"Who made this circuit up for you, anyway? Bought it in a shop? Oooh, what a horrible shoddy job they fobbed you off with with.
Surprised they let you have it in this room anyway, the acoustics are all wrong. If you raise the ceiling four feet... put the fireplace from that wall to that wall... you'll still only get the stereophonic effect if you sit in the bottom of that cupboard.
I see... I see you've got your negative feedback coupled in with your push-pull-input-output. Take that across through your redded pickup to your tweeter, if you're modding more than eight, you're going to get wow on your top. Try to bring that down through your pre-amp rumble filter to your woofer, what'll you get? Flutter on your bottom!"
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
#
I've an opera here that you shan't escape,
On miles and miles of recording tape.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
#
We're terribly House & Garden at number 7B,
We live in a most amusing Mews, ever so very contemporary.
We're terribly House & Garden - the money that one spends
To make a place that won't disgrace our House & Garden friends.
We've planned an uninhibited interior decor,
Curtains made of straw,
We've wallpapered the floor.
We don't know if we like it
But at least be can be sure:
There's no place like home sweet home.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)