You can have me,
but that's not really the same.
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ClanSoul,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:39,
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i can't have you!
i'd feel like a paedo, and not in a good way!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:39,
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i could tell you about the good way, if you like
it involves peanut butter and socks.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:48,
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I can't believe it.
Turned down by Smash Monkey.
Who next? Kebab?
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ClanSoul,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:41,
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what? are you calling me easy?
i'm more than twice your age!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:43,
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for hetro. and for no good reason gayers have to be 18.
that's for new south wales, i think age of consent is a state thing.
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:32,
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they are rather distinct
but it is quite cold tonight
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:16,
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can his legs be used
as an impromptu head massager?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:36,
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No they are very spikey.
Maybe impromptu head acupuncture.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:37,
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heheheh
you could always prove me wrong by showing me it ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:52,
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ffs ok ok
i'll buy you the damn rampant rabbit
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:55,
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YAAAAAY!
make sure it's got a plug-in extension, those batteries are costing me a fortune!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:59,
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YES!
Now keep this quiet. This is our little secret.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:51,
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