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# poor chappie
is it even possible to control a scooter/bike if it hits ice? ...

as ever - I'd like to see a hedgehog experiencing disappointment, a snail who refuses to compromise, a fox with a heart of gold, a kingfisher with a dark past...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# A swan with murderous intent
an ocelot without honour or mercy
a cricket with a perilous secret
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# a mouse with a huge stash of porn
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ... the entire cast of Fame in wheelchairs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# The flids from Fame
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# mouse porn...
Jenni (3 months) is a fun-lovin' fieldmouse, she's into climbing, running and dining out, see her totally nude outdoors inside!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# a rat with a broken heart
an obese stick insect ... a whippet with doubts...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *ponders 'a whippet with doubts'*
hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# an ostrich with an obsession
a capybara holding in the pain
a axotyl striving for perfection
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# a kitten going the extra mile
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# a weasel with a plan
a llama in the first throes of new-found love
a naked mole-rat fighting a terrible addiction
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# a plucky goose which succeeds despite it's naivete
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# a manatee who, while having had many adventures in exotic lands and seeing sights filled with wonder and majesty,
yearns only for the simple comforts of home.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# a Robin who knows all too well the solitude of reponsibility
as he sits perched on an old fence stump over looking the river Tay and with his watchful gaze protects all the villages there abouts from certain disaster
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# a newt who festers in silence in a dank prison cell, surrounded by the wails of the lost and forgotten,
awaiting his chance for escape, and the terrible vengeance he will enact upon those who betrayed him
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)