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# Sorry, but the prize for worst film ever
must go to Alone In The Dark, by the maestro himself, Mr. Uwe Boll.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I can top that:
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale -
Uwe Boll AND Jason Statham
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Ah, yes.
Maybe so - I've not seen it, though.

and, in all honesty, I don't intend to.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Don't. It'll scar you for life.
/seen it, and I'll never get that time back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Cheers for the heads-up.
I must say, though - it wouldn't be high on my list of 'must-see' filums.

Now, on the positive side - I can highly recommend 'Traitor' with Guy Pearce & Don 'what accent did I have in the Oceans 11 franchise?' Cheadle. Good solid thriller.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *to the internet movie mobile*!
*batman swirly noise*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# there are thousands of really thrid rate films...
I've barely been able to sit through anything Uwe has put his hand to... in fact I find it hard to think of a good computer game to movie cross over...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# But what about 'Doom'?
*fails to suppress hysterical laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
yeah - right up there with street fighter and mortal combat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Horace Goes Skiing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# :)
someone should make this film...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# cameo appearance by Konrad Bartelski
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Resident Evil
wasn't too bad in places, that's the closest I've seen.

The worst? Mario Brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Mario Brothers had an awesome theme tune though
... roxette?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yes, Almost Unreal by Roxette.
Originally meant for a Bette Midler film, but ended up on Mario instead.

Ah, Samantha Mathis...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# House of the Dead
shocking, absolutely shocking film. I bought it for 30p and felt ripped off.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I'd like to add Gangs of New York to the list of nominees
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# With the ever reliable
Daniel 'I can do any accent, me' Day-Lewis on hand to ham it to the heavens.

Bless him.

He was alright in There Will Be Blood, though. Well for the first 9 hours, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)