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# Coming soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# where did you find that pic of me?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# on the register
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# you are used to transport coal by rail
AICMPF
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# good ningles fair freebs of freebyshire
how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# The transporter series
WORST. FILMS. EVAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# How does Jason Statham still get work in Hollywood?
I really wish he'd drop the voice, obviosuly picked up in the 'Christian Bale needs a strepsil' School of voice coaching.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# by having a bald head and talking in a stupid fake gruff voice
Its worse than Bale's batman voice!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# damn, I edited just before you typed that
mindpissage of the highest order there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# :O super-pissage of the highest order there
Its so bad though. Bale was {this} close to ruining that film with that voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# yup, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so :)
it was highly distracting in several places
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# See the Dark Knight at an Imax screen
and you'll forgive almost anything.

Holy Satan in Hell, that was good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Indeed.
I ruined my throat on the way home from that film by talking in 'the voice' for the amusement* of my friends. Ordering a burger at the drive through was an interesting experience :S


*they may have got sick of it after 3 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# he's cheap?
and he doesn't mind flinging himself around... I saw Ghost of Mars the other day - he's in that too with Pam Grier and Ice Cube.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Pam Grier is ace, Jackie Brown by far the best film Tarantino has been involved in...
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Yes!!...Jackie Brown is an awesome film
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# ooooh
that is controversial... I agree it's underrated. His new one will star Brad Pitt... also Machete isn't being made until sometime next year and it's probably going to go straight to DVD as a trilogy (or so I read).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Vastly underrated
solid casting throughout, really well written story, and the dialogue is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# you're right of course
awesome film.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# ^this... just
My other favourite is True Romance. The script is magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# 'cause ees a cock-en-ey barrow boy innit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# They should just get Danny Dyer instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# or put them together in a room facing one another
and hope they cockeney each other to death...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# yooawwhite?
yah ahm awwhite - yooawwhite?
yah - yooawwhite?
yah - I just faakin sed so dinneye? You taking the Mont Sont Michelle or wot you faakin NONCE
CLARET!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Applesnpearsapplesnpearsawwwwrightgeeeeeza
'ow'reyoumeol'darlingiveyouaponyferitapplesnpearsinarighttwoneight-BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ave sahm cockerney anatomy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# haha
I just saw the Danny Dyer pisstake on links last night. It's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Now hang on...
...aren't you forgetting 'Police Academy'? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# What
Police Academy was brilliant!!! lol
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Sorry, but the prize for worst film ever
must go to Alone In The Dark, by the maestro himself, Mr. Uwe Boll.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I can top that:
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale -
Uwe Boll AND Jason Statham
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Ah, yes.
Maybe so - I've not seen it, though.

and, in all honesty, I don't intend to.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Don't. It'll scar you for life.
/seen it, and I'll never get that time back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Cheers for the heads-up.
I must say, though - it wouldn't be high on my list of 'must-see' filums.

Now, on the positive side - I can highly recommend 'Traitor' with Guy Pearce & Don 'what accent did I have in the Oceans 11 franchise?' Cheadle. Good solid thriller.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *to the internet movie mobile*!
*batman swirly noise*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# there are thousands of really thrid rate films...
I've barely been able to sit through anything Uwe has put his hand to... in fact I find it hard to think of a good computer game to movie cross over...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# But what about 'Doom'?
*fails to suppress hysterical laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
yeah - right up there with street fighter and mortal combat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Horace Goes Skiing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# :)
someone should make this film...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# cameo appearance by Konrad Bartelski
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Resident Evil
wasn't too bad in places, that's the closest I've seen.

The worst? Mario Brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Mario Brothers had an awesome theme tune though
... roxette?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yes, Almost Unreal by Roxette.
Originally meant for a Bette Midler film, but ended up on Mario instead.

Ah, Samantha Mathis...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# House of the Dead
shocking, absolutely shocking film. I bought it for 30p and felt ripped off.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I'd like to add Gangs of New York to the list of nominees
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# With the ever reliable
Daniel 'I can do any accent, me' Day-Lewis on hand to ham it to the heavens.

Bless him.

He was alright in There Will Be Blood, though. Well for the first 9 hours, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# perhaps you were expecting kafka
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I'd got some cake in and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Nope, that would be James Bond
Face it, the world, they're utter shit.


I'm right and you're all wrong. Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only person to NOT enjoy Bond movies
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)