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# hehe
a mate of mine works for the Sun on the newsdesk, I have constant email arguments with him
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# he/she has alot of time then?...
due to the lack of News they publish.

Edit: happy b3ta day ...
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# bloody hell, it is my b3taday!
*throws party*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *catches party*
*runs off with finite's cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# *collects tears*
*sells on ebay*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *Buys tears off Ebay*
**sells them back to Finite at PROFIT!**
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# wow, finite must be rich!
i was selling those tears at £20,000 per drop!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I may have misuderstood the concept of PROFIT
is getting kicked in the head worth more than £20,000?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# it depends
if bill gates kicks you in the head, you may well be able to sue him for quite a bit more than a measly £20k
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I just need to anger Bill Gates now
I will set myself up as an Anti-Trust Lawyer!!

PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *applies for sexy intern job*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hired!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# woo!
i'm taking the rest of the day off, i've got cramps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I mis-read that as crabs
~ sorry
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha!
no, not lately!
i'm off for bath time, 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# byebye
enjoy your bath. I'm off to work soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# six years without donating?
bit tight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hmm you've got a point
hang on..

EDIT: Where do I donate?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# www.maidenart.co.uk
PayPal accepted
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *donates*
hang on a minute..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Damn you I might have been rich there
now if I could do some other scam - perhaps have my dog kidnapped by a friend and claim reward moniessss!

1. Have dog kidnapped
2. Press Statement (include crying a lot)
3.
4. PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# can i have those press statement tears if you're done with them?
i'm going to...uuhh.....donate them to charity. yes, that's it, charity...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Did I say they would be crocodile tears?
or aligator/camen depending on which region you're from.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# then i shall sell them
they will fetch a fine price on the holistic medicines black market
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Call Gerry and Kate.
They'll give you a few pointers.

EDIT:lol..pointer..type of dog...unexpected pun!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Arf! for unexpected punnage
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# donated
wahey I have a bee!

(or I will do tomorrow)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Happy bee-taday then!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# indeed
and I'm currently on a four day weekend, and i have some puff

Life is good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# bees are the bestest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Happy B3taday
and Gratz on the Bee Icon when it arrives

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'm quite jealous of your badger icon actually
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# That's quite an old icon now - one done by Pecker
in the early years.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hippy bistro!
Fortunately you won't have a furtive as that means you have absolutely no life:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)