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# whut?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ^what she said
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ^ my hand is up this lady's skirt
and it's fiddling with the bits
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# she?
*checks undercrackers*

Nope. Definitely he.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I better check to make sure.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# You smooth devil, you...
;-)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# ^ That's my line!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# holy fuck! it wasn't you!!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT WOBBLY BLOKE. RETRACT THAT LINE!!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Thanks - I need all the support I can get...
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# james last has a bloody big band
mumbai terrorists part of larger group. badly shopped mumbai terrorists in the background.

rofl lols etc.

thickies
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Aaaahhh...
clearly need more tea if I'm going to keep up with the rapier wit of b3ta today.

*shuffles off to kettle*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# don't both asking if any of the rest of us want one
Cunt...

:)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Could you make me a strong Bovril whilst you're there?
Ta.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *empties a meat pie through a sieve into a cup*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
Pies.........
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Mrs H picked up a venison pie from the Christmas market yesterday.
Uber-noms.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Venison Pie
Now, that sounds rather nyom-y.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Not 'arf.
Rather gallingly I forgot to cut myself off a slab to take into work with me.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Eee up lad, owt for t'whippet?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Some Strychnine should do the trick, thanks....
/dog poisoner blog
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
#
:' (
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# aren't whippits a type of vermin?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# and who's James Last?
whenever I go into charity shops 'digging' for records it's always about 72% James Last... I'm assuming he appealed to people who are now mostly dead.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# my dad has a bunch of james last.
he had a big band which wasn't awful
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# did they ever get into
amusing scrapes?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# no i think they just played music.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# boring twats
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)