Or alternatively.....try....If you sit reading a book in a coffee shop long enough, every one will think you are great! In fact even all those people who have stood in the doorway for aaaaages waiting for a table, even though you have finished your single cup of expresso 45 minutes ago, you are still sat there hogging a whole table. Worry not though, for they will let it pass because you are absorbed in a world of literature and are somehow more important than them. SO much so, even your coat and laptop need a seat each as well! Meaning if you are really into books then you can claim a whole friggin table for a morning for the price of a cup of sodding coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:44,
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That's it, let it all out...*soothes*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:50,
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*Primal screams* The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:51,
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Heh.You might be interested in this*.
*May induce boiling of the blood.
(*May induce boiling of the blood.
IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:51,
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