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# Making a poster for a student reading group


Any ideas?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# * Click on the little link marked Delete
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Reading - It sharpens the Nose, Extrudes the forehead, Sags your tits, but...
...It's perfect for hiding the pen as you doodle around the genitals!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Surely - "Read, you wastrel fuckers"
Or would that be too harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# what sort of students?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Literature students
Running groups in the community.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Reading and running are probably not compatible activities:
Lamposts.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i've done that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Successfully?
Or you woke up hours later minus your wallet, phone and trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# no i sort of bounced around in a daze clutching my sore head.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Do you think there are clubs for blind people to go jogging?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# it's not bad, clearly noticible appeals to target etc.
can't think of anything to add.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Strap line: *BukEs Maik you cleverer*
READ moar bukes
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Or alternatively.....
try....If you sit reading a book in a coffee shop long enough, every one will think you are great! In fact even all those people who have stood in the doorway for aaaaages waiting for a table, even though you have finished your single cup of expresso 45 minutes ago, you are still sat there hogging a whole table. Worry not though, for they will let it pass because you are absorbed in a world of literature and are somehow more important than them. SO much so, even your coat and laptop need a seat each as well! Meaning if you are really into books then you can claim a whole friggin table for a morning for the price of a cup of sodding coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# That's it, let it all out...
*soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *Primal screams*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Heh.
You might be interested in this*.

*May induce boiling of the blood.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Use gif compression on large bodies of colour.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Cheers
This was just an example, actual file is nicer but available to upload.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I was just being sarky in response to 'any ideas?'
ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# How about this?


(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Have you tried putting books in pubs?
It's where most students can be found.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Well I know that is why I always arrange to meet friends
in The Enterprise, so that I can read a book if they are late :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Oooh
B3ta is snarky today.
Deleting threads is cardinal sin though?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# yeah you've gone and posted amongst some delightfull people
ed: ah you answered up there :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I guess he's afraid of another interminable iPod bandwagon
and isn't just being harsh.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# What ya readin fower?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Wayell, looks like we got ourselves a reader
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hey Mr Funnyman... c'm'ere!
*pushes away*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Definitely not a physics major
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Make a poster saying
1. That there will be a reading group
2. Where and when the reading group meeting will be
3. What sort of thing you'll be reading
4. The frequency of meetings
5. Contact details for more information

Don't patronise or try to be smart. Clever people will see through it and despise you. You will then only get numpties at the reading group.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Oh the jpg artifacts!
Must...read...book...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ye Gods, woman
why are thou so ornery?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Well if you're going to put useful information on it
Why not just go the whole hog and put a sign up sheet on it as well, huh, is that what you want...the dissemination of useful information? Cos that's what'll happen...

*flounces off*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# tell the nazi's to feck off*
(*not swearing... its offcial)

You've made a pic and asked for advice.
Nothing wrong with that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# employ a graphic designer
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)