I've got an idealets put every packet of fags in a locked safe and everytime you want a smoke you have to apply to your local MP for one.
If you get past that stage yopu then are submitted to a Dragon's Den style interrogation in which your need for a cigarette is assessed.
You recieve a final decision two weeks later informing you if your application for a cigarette has been approved.
(If you get past that stage yopu then are submitted to a Dragon's Den style interrogation in which your need for a cigarette is assessed.
You recieve a final decision two weeks later informing you if your application for a cigarette has been approved.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:05,
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Sensible Policies For A Better Britain
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:06,
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I already want to belt my local MP, don't make him my ciggie nazi too.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:06,
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I had visions of them being held in some ruined temple like the Hovitos fertility statue The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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Hovis fertility statues!?ewww!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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You Throw Me The Marlboros, I throw you the Whip!:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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hahaha, yes :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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Or we could let shops and pubs and clubs apply for licenses to sell and allow smoking on the premesis.What?
Oh.
*wanders off*
(Oh.
*wanders off*
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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