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# The Monkier
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# He's thinking of bananananas!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# He's not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# When did I turn into Tesco Value Graham Norton?
edit: not even Tesco Value. Fucking Lidl own brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# We completed the procedure yesterday, at about 3.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# mmmm I bet you did. EEEEEHHM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# My god...
WHAT HAVE WE CREATED
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I read some news stories today about Eurovision and Norton taking over
Some of the reader comments were absolute gold - along the lines of "Oh no, then that's it - I'm never watching it again as Norton will just be camping it up and not taking the competition seriously"

THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IS CAMP!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# and wogan didn't?
he was really catty about some of the eastern european entries!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Link from earlier
www.azg.am/EN/2008121004

It's not now.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Fuck genocide, I want to hear songs about bees wearing crowns
and butterflies playing poker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I think their doing a metal mashup
of mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy...

Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# eeeexcellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# no, shitter then that
happy shopper tea bags
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
#
Oh! Dixon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# That sounds like a fabulous musical
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# today is 'day without a gay' day in california
we're all supposed to stay home and protest the passage of Prop8
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# pfft
'passage'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# In California?
They're hoping aren't they!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# And The Governor is nowhere to be found . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Full of camp goodness!
Christopher Biggins to star.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# We can do it, we can do it
We can do it, me and you.
We can do it, we can do it
We can make our dreams come true
Everything you've ever wanted
Is just waiting to be had
Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls
Caressing you, undressing you
And driving you mad
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
#
Dick's son Dixon, Oh he's the one for me,
Dick's son Dixon's the one who set me free.
Though I was once a sorry lad, so lost and all forlorn,
Dick's son Dixon came along, snuggled up to keep me warm.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I don't feel you are taking this musical seriously at all.
THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

Now, from the top!! Ah 1, 2, 3...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# *sigh*
Dick's son Dixon, Oh he's the one for me!
...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# GET THOSE LEGS UP HIGHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
fuck, this director is a nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# *puts legs behind head*
there' is that high enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I don't whether to ask for mindbleach...
or wank myself into a stupor!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# go for the wanking
you won't be the only one. this is the internet, after all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# That rhyme and your sig......
......
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha!~

*changes sig sharpish*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# :D hahaha
"Break a leg!"

*CRASH*

"What happened?"

"I broke my leg"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I'm not falling for that one again, that's not your leg.
You can rub in the cream yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# nah, I'm too busy washing my curtains*
*not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# did mum ship you her bum exercise machine?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Macbeth!

*place bursts into flames*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# That would be his cousin . . . Bobo . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I didn't know Mstandot had a cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# What the fuck have I done?!?!?!





(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
#
Oh Stan!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Merely referenced bananas . . . and my family tree . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# yeah!
bobo's back

likes :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Bobo never stops . . . no matter where he is . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Quit monkeying around and do some philosophising.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Therfore . . . I am !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I swear that wasn't moving a minute ago!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Extra time warp added . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# how did you photoshop my norks away?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# The un-clone tool . . .
Edit: I did keep the nips as suggested . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ah, of course!
i'll look like a clone soon, i'll have no belly button!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Hummmn . . . a smoothy . . . I like that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# yes
when they take my belly skin away and fix my hernia, i'll just tell them not to bother making me a new belly button.

there, now just TRY saying that's a sex-inducing sentence!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Inducement is in the mind of the beholder . . .
I be beholdin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# yes, i can see that
if you behold yourself any tighter, you'll cut off the blood supply
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Something about the colour purple . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Preceiving . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# LIES!!!!!!!!!!!
have a clicky from me
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# You speak the truth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# *rubs chin*
*enjoys*followed by consequential chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# It's kinda catchy . . . hummmn ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)