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# David Tennant is a cunt!


Or rather lucky cunt. I've had to wait 5 months for my back surgery, now schedueled for early jan.

Boo my lack of celebrity and money.

de-ris news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7776191.stm
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# no, just a cunt
even better, because his understudy seems to be better then him
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yeah, fucking cunt.
I knew it.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# back surgery doesn't seem to work anyway
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I'v already had one microdiscetomy
8 years ago. It's now travelling up my spine like popping, er, poppers.

Backs are rubbish.

Boo them too.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I did my back in a few years ago, at work
had really bad sciatica, then I had an accident at work bent my back up, it fixed my back :D
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# could you replicate this incident for me?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# yes, as long as it is the lower back
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# l4/l5
low enough for you?

Click for bigger
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ok, then
blow up a few lemming near by then, that will sort it
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i can't get the blockers in the right place
sod this game. i'll never crack it!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# top lemmingage!
is that a windows version?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
*sneaky edit once i'd re-read it*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# ahh well
just think, if you had loads of money you wouldn't have to wait at all ever :D
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# no can't concieve of this.
that would make me able to satisfy my every whim, whenever I liked.

No this is wronger
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# go on, give those whims a good hard satisfying
you know you want to, oh yeah.. feels so good, oh yeah.

sorry, what was the question?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# ooooh baby
whim me up.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# a whim away
a whim away

a whim away

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# yeah that's it
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# He'll be going private.
You don't get to jump the queue from the NHS, even if you are Dr Who.



(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# not even with a time machine?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# i don't care, i'd still do him.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Slipped disc
not slipped a dick...
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# or a slurped dick
even
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# a huge throbbing greasy time dick
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# blimey
is it hot in here or is it me?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# oh my god! you are covered in burning vaseleine!
but hmm, good question, I'm not sure of the source of your extra thermal sensation

(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# aaaarrrrggghhh
i knew it
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I lose more people that way
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# If I had a duck icon I could reply to this
d'oh
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
duck combo!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# you need to get yourself to a&e sharpish then
#:o)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# ooh!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)