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# *gives swannie-whistle salute*
Quick joke wot I just thunk up.

What's Doctor Who's favourite wine?
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# I could be picky right now
but I'm going to go with cabernet sauvignon.

Hello birthday boy :D

I've been shopping something for tomorrow. Not related to that chap though.
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# Chateau Proclamation!
(Whose birthday is it btw?)
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# OH MY LORD
that's quite good.

Oh it wasn't you, it was someone else. Sorry, but if you'd been staring at Margaret bloody Thatcher since 7:30 you'd be going mental too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Maybe I could have an Official Birthday, like wot the Queeeen has
Do I get presents?
Or just a day-long absence of personal abuse?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I never abuse you
I'm proper lovely, I am.
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# THE EVOLUTION OF THE DARLICKS!
/crap tv ad
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Utterly clueless.
I have no idea at all what makes this a joke.

Sorry ;¬(
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# Shadow (chateau) Proclamation.
Does that help?

You've got to have seen some fairly recent Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# 'lo
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# Hello precious pudding pie-kins.
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# Shiraz?
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# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(i'm assuming as captain wow said it it must be troo!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I got confused
but the police say you must give me your money immediately.

Do you know how long I've had one of your images as my desktop? Ages. That's how.
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# bollocks to you then
:)
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# Yeah, well you get actual PHYSICAL love, don't you?
That's worth it's weight in adamantium.
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# o0 o0 which one?
:D
*counts* I have exactly 84p - minus the price of a stamp - minus the envelope... that comes to about gee umm - you owe me 20p :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Motocross horse.
*pings coin*


Eyyy, in the eye. That's 50 points to me.
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# Wahey :D
*GLEE*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# this one?
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1184708774/horsebikejump.jpg

it IS pretty special :)
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# I also did this one
:D
no one liked this last time either!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# buckfast?
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# any wine that's brown
HAS to be good
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# Bucky isn't wine
It's fortified Ned Fighting-Juice.
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# well I've never wanted to fight anyone after drinking it :P
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# Rose?
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# That can be Answer (b)
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