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# back into the lurk


lovE.
AJJ
(LEAD, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# DO WANT
ON MY WALLS
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Thats fucking amazing
You weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# *unlurks*
I don't know what this is, but I love it.

I must echo the sentiments of mr hedgehog can't be buggered at all.

superb work.

*re-lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# oooo have you got your PhD then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i'm lurking.
but, yes, i do. :D wahey!

(i'm not officially allowed to tick the Dr. box on application forms until i've got the certificate, but the mark has been awarded already... it's still odd, I still find it more humourous than anything.)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# congratulations!
if i ever get mine the first thing i'm going to is get a credit card and show it to everyone i know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# haha
I've considered things like this... but credit cards are beyond my financial reach, and i've just got a new passport.

So, I thought, fuck it, I'll change my b3ta name to drbroon, and stroke my beard more often, that'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# so you have to wait 8 years till you can walk through passport control carrying as many narcotics and weapons as you want?
harsh.

you could at least get your debit card changed. and wear horn rimmed glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# yes... it would appear so... but I'll look into changing the passport i think... if it's possible.
I'm thinking I might be an outwardly humble doctor... not having it on cards or on my front door for example... but then just slip it into conversation now and then:

"Excuse me, mate, do you have a light?"

"Yes, here. I'm a Doctor by the way. PhD in psychology."

"I only wanted a light mate, please let go of my hand."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# "is there a doctor in the house?"
"right, here. excuse me"
"thank god, i think he's stopped breathing"
"is that so, eh? how does that make you feel about your mother?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# hahaha
*decides not to rant about psychology-cliches and just tries to enjoy the joke*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# well yes....
you know what i mean.

night
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# im off too, nighto
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# you're pretty good.
i bet your house has a lot of soft funishings
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# tongue? cock?
i don't care, either will do at that size!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# haha, sometimes you really disgust me.
sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# only sometimes?
must....try.....harder....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# nah
when you try hard to disgust, it's just sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# definitely must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)
# *files under WTF favourites*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# That's fecking ace
Me likey.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# that's a weird tail...
...but a great drawing!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:45, archived)
# oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)