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# 1 cat = normal
2 cats = borderline
3+ cats = mental
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# 4 cats = awesome?

note: these would have to be outside cats. I would not like more than 1.5 cats inside.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# 0.5 might be messy
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# outside cats are a grey area
putting clothes on them means you are a true fruitloop.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# but it was just a dress
...and it was just that one time -- if you exclude the essential holiday garb :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)
# i hate animal clothes
there is absolutely no need for them other than to make the owner look a complete and utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# we have 3 dogs, what does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# your house is covered in hair
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# well from 2 of them yes, one of them is old and sits on her bed all day
and doesnt moult
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# i miss my dog :(
i want a new one. but a smaller one this time
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I want one of these
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=bernese%20mountain%20dog&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# What about one like this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# ive got one like that already :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# he'd make me nauseous in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# you want cujo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# I never saw cujo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# watch it
it's good and somewhat disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I dont want to be put off my future doggiy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# is your future doggy likely to get rabies?
if not, then you should be fine watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I dont know, hopefully I wont be in this shitting country
so theres every chance of rabies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# get your doggy some jabs
bugger it, i'm off to bed. g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I will!
night!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# so does my mum
i want a jack russell. my dad wants another rottie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# small dogs can be a little annoying, we've got one, and shes a pain in the ass
I like big dogs
Labs etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# we've had rotties since i was born, the last one had paws like a damn bear
his way of saying good morning was stamping on your feet.

i'm ready for a little cuddly excitable dog. not a rottweiler who thinks he's a jack russel
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# we've had:
an afgahn
an irish wolfhound
2 golden labs
an irish red setter
an english springer
and a runt that pretends to be a springer but is fucking wierd
We only have the last 3 now
I prefer bigger dogs as they are more cuddly imo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I find bigger dogs harder to miss.
smaller dogs require precision.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# your house smells of dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# better than dog piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Pfft
A few years ago:-
4 cats
+ 3 visiting cats
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# that is not normal
that number of cats is favoured by single, middle-aged childless women who try to steal babies from outside Boots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# i want lots of cats
because i derive intense sexual pleasure from the ambivalance of others
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# you derive sexual pleasure
from stuffing sleeping moggies down your underpants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
#
sleeping dead
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# so, you like the stiff pussy, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# cor.... do I?





the sid james rhetorical agreement doesn't really work in text.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# it doesn't, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# maybe if it were "cor.... do i!"
that look better?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# yes. yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# They took over the bottom half of the house.
There was some seriously funny cartoon style cuteness going on.
Now I'm down to 2 + 1 visiting.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# have you ever played cat buckaroo with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# best game ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Cat buckaroo?
Feed them catnip though.
I have stolen rescued cats since I was a kid.

*searches* oh I see, no.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)