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# They like to drink piss down South
'A mild ale of the mildest piss you can, please barkeep!'
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# thats one thing i like about the north
"can i have a pint of beer please"
"aye thee can, lad. he's tha's spoon for eatin' the last four inces wi' "
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# nah, you only get that in poncy real ale pubs ran by southerners
:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# thats a little bit true
most northeners i know drink strongbow and fosters. and a worrying amount of the regulars in the bar i work in drink rose. big macho men, just drinking pink wine
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# "strongbow and fosters" those aren't Northerners
They're Australians - 'tsk trust a Southerner not to be able to tell the difference in accents!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# its a walkabout that i work in :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# which is about as australian as france
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# in most places except the one i work in. i'm the only "bloody pommy soap dodging bastard" who works there.
i hate aussies
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# ah, yeah, they are so laid back and never complain
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# ah it's all piss anyway
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)