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# The North? Racist? No way!

Edit: Regional warfare thread lol
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# the banner's black
so they mustn't be racist
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# You said "black".
You racist.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# you said it too, thus making you racist also
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# takes one to know one.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Are northerners clever enough to be racist?
SOUTHERNERLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# *highfives*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# *knife crimes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# *volunteer courses*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# The North is going to rise up and rebel against such oppression!
I call for civil war against the South!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# You wouldn't stand a fucking chance!
We have helmets and Tanks.

You have flatcaps and whippets!

BRING IT ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# we also got tanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Yeah,
but they are septic tanks because you do not have a decent sewer system! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# At least our sewers don't overflow every time it rains!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Yay for starting regional warfare :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# No, but they do everytime one of your birds has a slash in the street
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# at least ours can still hold onto their chips when they do that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Pfft! Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# We have the Scouse and the Geordies.
Your Brummies and Cocknies can't stand up to us!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Brummies are northern too!
well everyone is if you live on the south coast #:o)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# You'd both be crushed by the scots
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# To be honest the Welsh could have us too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# i am more than happy to declare open war on wales
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I would never be able to fight a Welshman.
As I would not be able to stop laughing at their silly accents long enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Whey-ells, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# i say we just blast a trench along the border and push them out into the atlantic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# from orbit, only way to be sure
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# then we can blast northern ireland to
from orbit too, its the only way to be sure, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# *explodes embassy*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# No arguments here.
Just watch out for my house, it's near the border.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Wales in the Atlantic?
I suppose it's better than Whales in the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# nah we'll sit it out and let you fight it out
then take over in the aftermath, and then we'll go mad with power and be trounced by the Irish
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# ^This.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Like fuck!
Please see here for reference!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# only if they use their secret weapon, against which there is no defence
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# buckfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Damn you
you made me splutter my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# fuckbast?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# no, that's fighting fuel that makes one immortal
the secret weapon is to throw lots of heavy lard encrusted food(as this is in plentiful supply) at the english

then when the english are covered in lard or "bastard english burnin lard" they are burnt the traditional manner.

Robbie Burns himself wrote in a poem

"BURNT THE BASTARDS AAAAAH! BURNT BURNT!"


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Ah yes!
I remember that other one too....

The best laid plans of mice and men, aft gang a....

LARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# we can distract them with a scotch egg, get them drunk on scotch and have scotland yard come and arrest them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# SCOTCH EGGS ARE NOT COMMONERS FOOD!
THE SCOTCH EGG WAS INVENTED IN THE KITCHEN OF FORTNUM AND MASON SO IT IS UBER POSH!

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# not the scotch egg I got from kwik save once
it had no fucking egg in it

it was just a sausage meat sphere with a fucking void in the middle of it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# What is your problem?
Nowt wrong with breadcrumbed sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# scotch egg? it were scotch mist!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# you sure it wasn't actually a pigs testicle
that had been dipped in breadcrumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# well, that would make it actual meat
this is qwik save we talking about here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# where are you from
I thought kwik-save only exsisted in wales
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# this occured some eons in the past
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# SHURRUP!
*Suffering fry-up withdrawls*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# make one
you know you gotta!

fried egg, fried bacon, fried sausage, fried everything

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Yeah, except pork is off the supermarket shelves.
*Sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# oh yeah, I have my tinfoil hat theory about that...
but I guess most of Eire does too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Brummies?
FUCKING BRUMMIES?

Those bastards can shove it! People from Northampton can join in though, as they have Black Cabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Plus,
You have pie and mash.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# The North has ALL the pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Made in dark satanic pie factories
like Mordor with suet.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I've tasted that shite you english call mash.
I thought it was wallpaper paste at first.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# You haven't had proper mash then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# No, I have.
We spudwogs learn how to make it shortly after learning to walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Are you an irish then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Yep, and maker of the best champ this side of dublin.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# clever enough to be down here
doing the jobs that the southern thickies can't
NORTHERNERLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Can't be arsed to do :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# yeah, we have immigrants from all over to do all the shit jobs
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# We're clever enough not to be racist
well those of us who aren't rascist that is.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# we pissed in your cider
it might have improved it

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# They like to drink piss down South
"A mild ale of the mildest piss you can, please barkeep!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# thats one thing i like about the north
"can i have a pint of beer please"
"aye thee can, lad. he's tha's spoon for eatin' the last four inces wi' "
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# nah, you only get that in poncy real ale pubs ran by southerners
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# thats a little bit true
most northeners i know drink strongbow and fosters. and a worrying amount of the regulars in the bar i work in drink rose. big macho men, just drinking pink wine
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# "strongbow and fosters" those aren't Northerners
They're Australians - 'tsk trust a Southerner not to be able to tell the difference in accents!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# its a walkabout that i work in :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# which is about as australian as france
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# in most places except the one i work in. i'm the only "bloody pommy soap dodging bastard" who works there.
i hate aussies
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# ah, yeah, they are so laid back and never complain
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# ah it's all piss anyway
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Bollocks!
Having lived in both the South and the North, I can assure you that there is plenty of racism in both.
(Jambler'sBrandNewWinkie, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# You're from the North, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)