I used to work with a music criticScum. Subhuman scum. He had one of those really nasal voices, and was reeelly drily witty and ironic. He would write things like 'This album doesn't so much slash through the shower curtain as bathe in the bathtub' and snort with laughter messily with his fellow music critic.
He played in a band, and when I asked him what sort, he said, without a hint of irony or sarcasm, 'Well - I think Michael (the other critic) got it right the other day when he described it as sort of 'psychedelic free-form hyper-rock'.'
(He played in a band, and when I asked him what sort, he said, without a hint of irony or sarcasm, 'Well - I think Michael (the other critic) got it right the other day when he described it as sort of 'psychedelic free-form hyper-rock'.'
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30,
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If his name was Dom Lawsondon't worry, I told him to 'fuck the fuck off, kimono balls'.
My band can only be described as 'prog-post-metal' which is almost as bad.
(My band can only be described as 'prog-post-metal' which is almost as bad.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32,
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Kimono balls!Hahahahahahahaha
My band were described as Afro-Celtic trance-rock. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or fwap.
(My band were described as Afro-Celtic trance-rock. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or fwap.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:36,
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He WAS wearing a sort of kimono thing. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:37,
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Technically speakingYou should have fucking punched him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39,
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I should have donebut slayer were in the room so I was all excited.
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Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:41,
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Aww sweet little CaptainWere you talking too fast about nothing and getting all breathless?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:43,
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You bet your arse I was.I also wanked off Kerry's beard (I was only young), played with Jeff's hair (and sat on his lap- GET IN!) and had a two word poem written for me by a very proud Tom Araya.
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Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:44,
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I didn't even know Kerry was a lesbian. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:47,
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He loves a bit of limey Jailbait. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:52,
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Who doesn't? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:03,
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Arfdo you remember the poem?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:04,
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'Hey, Fae':D
he was insistent it WAS a poem.
(he was insistent it WAS a poem.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:12,
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