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# gRRRRr. gRRRRr.
grrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Hold me Captain. The bad man in the newsletter made me feel horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I couldn't think of many chainsawwy words....
*snuggles* what's happened? I haven't looked at the newsletter yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I was expecting a yiff yiff at the end:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Silly man films himself pushing a glass jar up his bottom and it accidentally breaks
There then follows many excruciating minutes of clinking noises and pouring blood as he tries to retrieve the shards

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Why won't people just buy plugs, ffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# don't know
Made me feel sad and a bit teary, actually. Silly, silly, panicky man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Well to cheer you up
I had a friend at college who called me up from his girlfriends house to say he'd half inserted a tampon up his bottom and was about to get in the bath 'to see what it felt like'.

He insisted I stay on the phone, and I did. He was disappointed that it didn't feel as exciting as he thought it might, till I pointed out just how far in his prostate was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha!
thank you :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I still can't bring myself to watch this.
I've seen the first 10 seconds then turned it off.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'll watch it when I get home
*stomach of steel*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# That'll be all those sit-ups you've been dong Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# You've unwittingly made me guilty
as I've been meaning to start doing these for AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I watched for about a minute
and then I came
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)