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# I wanted a boy and a girl so I could call them Fred and Rose,
but then one would have to kill themselves whilst in the kitty basket
(Baldman of Alcatraz puts the lotion in the basket, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# We figured out that a good name for a cat would be
Donny And Marie Osmond. But the thing is, you're not allowed to shorten it when you call them. So you have to say, "Donny And Marie Osmond! Donny And Marie Osmond!" every time you want to get their attention.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Is there a law against shortening cat names in the US?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Shortname Shortname Shortname Shortname
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:United_States_political_party_shortname_templates
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)