i guess for the first, let's say, year, it will be like:
Patient: 'i have corn in my shit.'
Proctologist: 'hahahahah!!'
but after that:
Patient: 'i have corn in my shit.'
Proctologist: 'what the fuck do you want me to do about it?! stop eating fucking corn.'
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Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:22,
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Patient: 'i have corn in my shit.'
Proctologist: 'hahahahah!!'
but after that:
Patient: 'i have corn in my shit.'
Proctologist: 'what the fuck do you want me to do about it?! stop eating fucking corn.'
just by telling patients lies and making them do fucked-up shit to themselves.
"Corn in your shit? You should carefully remove it and place it in a jar. When the jar's full, place it on your doorstep for the corn collectors. Don't worry if it takes a while for them to pick it up, they're very busy"
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Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:26,
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"Corn in your shit? You should carefully remove it and place it in a jar. When the jar's full, place it on your doorstep for the corn collectors. Don't worry if it takes a while for them to pick it up, they're very busy"