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# this is not a good reason.
i guess for the first, let's say, year, it will be like:
Patient: 'i have corn in my shit.'
Proctologist: 'hahahahah!!'

but after that:
Patient: 'i have corn in my shit.'
Proctologist: 'what the fuck do you want me to do about it?! stop eating fucking corn.'
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)
# I reckon you can keep yourself amused though
just by telling patients lies and making them do fucked-up shit to themselves.
"Corn in your shit? You should carefully remove it and place it in a jar. When the jar's full, place it on your doorstep for the corn collectors. Don't worry if it takes a while for them to pick it up, they're very busy"
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:26, archived)
# oh definatly
and im sure they get plenty of people who put things in their asses too that never gets old right? the internet says: no
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)
# i like your wordplay.
making them do fucked-up shit to themselves. :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:41, archived)