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# Oi!
How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# i feel a bit depressed.
the whole christmas thing is looming and it really is the time of year that makes you want to kill yourself, for no real reason other than your ment to feel fucking cheery except you never do. it's shit. other than getting presents. and i'm a bit drunk..well minorly.

hows you duckie?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I know the feeling :) Not a fan of forced jollity either :)

I'm not bad. I have been on the sofa watching TV all day and finally watched a Star Wars film. I enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# why wasn't i on said sofa with you?
you do realise, i was deadly serious, i will marry you!

you will be mine!

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well if you were in London instead of Brighton, you could have been :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# you'd love brighton.
you really would and should come and live here!
and make me happy! DAMN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Awwww!
But I like London :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# lies.
you're obviously bloody gay aren't you? thats it isn't it? got you sussed!

:D :D

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Damn!
I have been found out!

*minces round Westminster looking for Tory MP's*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# HAHA.
but brighton is the gay capital!

you simpppppply must come now!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *is hoisted by his own petard*
One day my pretty, one day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# god, i'm losing it.
once i was able to lure b3tans down from leeds!

and now i can't even get one from london. maybe it times ot ocme out as a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# No silly!
I just aint a big traveller :) And I haven't said no silly! Just not tonight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# YOU'VE FUCKING SPURNED ME YA BASTARD
THATS IT! I'M GOING TO CUT ALL MY HAIR OFF AND DRESS LIKE A FUCKING LUMBERJACK AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU VILE QUEEN!

i looove shouty caps.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SHOUT AT ME
YOU MUFF MUNCHING DYKEY PERSON!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# IS IT BECAUSE I'M WHITE AND MAY FANCY WOMAN AND BECAUSE I AM WOMAN WHO CAN THINK FOR HERSELF?
I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION! YOOOOOOOOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# YES I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
/Kat Slaters
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# this is why i love you
you get it!

and i love the kat make up.

and you like peter cook and big star.

YOU FAAAACKIN CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THE POOF ALONE AND GET ON A PLANE TO SYDNEY
YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR SITUATION DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF CARRYING ON LIKE MEG GRIFFIN

YOU WEAR A WOOL HAT DON'T YOU??

DON'T YOU??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# HE'S MAH GIRLFRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# YOU BEANIE WEARING WIERDO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# stop chasing after a gay guy. come on
you can tell by the poofy food user name.

you can tell what real men want to eat...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Ha!
You wish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# since when to straight blokes think, "oh fuuuuuuuck maate, i'm dying for sushi right now"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I never say I am dying for any food really
apart from Burgers and Pizzas.

Also, Japanese people!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# japanese people have no right to comment on sex
they wank to this nsfw, porn, obviously
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# When were we talking about sex?
I thought we were talking about food.

You really need to get some action fella ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# we were talking about how food reflect sexuality
sushi = > fwapping to cartoons
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# that's just because live-action tentacle porn isn't as much fun
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# cock?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# only after we've cut it's head off, watched it flap around in agony and cooked on a spit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)