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# i just googled that.
and found...fuck all.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808417/
So, I can't spell, whatchawannadoaboutit? I can't levitate either. Or poop through the eye of a needle.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# shame,i was going to ask for your hand in marriage
but you don't have any of the prerequisites
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# So, your sugardaddy profile is as follows:
Must be:

1) Accomplished levitator
2) Able to produce directional poop

Good luck.

Mine is:

1) In posession of a pair of cracking norks
2) Have a pulse
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# A pulse?
 
SETTING YOUR SIGHTS A BIT HIGH AREN'T YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# It is number 2 on the list
after all
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)