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Crazy innit

I assume they use subliminal messages or flood my living room with happy gas because I find it so entertaining.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

i don't even drive :(

i think it's the camerawork,or jeremy's sensationalist drivel.
he does come out with some corkers though

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)

not the camerawork

that's getting far too artsy for my liking, what was with all the high speed shots of a water balloon bursting last week?

like the fucking european sports directors, can't watch a footy or rugby match that's live from france or italy without moody, slo-mo close ups of the players everytime there's a break in play. I WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING INFRINGEMENT TO SEE IF THE REF WAS RIGHT, NOT THE TINY SPOT ON THE END OF FUCKING CIPRIANI'S NOSE

don't like them overlaying the face of the kicker on top of the view of the posts when there's a penalty either, fucking annoying

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)

I spent a fortnight researching Clarkson as part of my journalism coursework last year.

He's the sort of man I'd buy a pint for, before kicking him square in the balls.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)

then drinking his pint

and pissing on him afterwards
and saying "No - nobody called - you must have the wwrong address" to the ambulance crew

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)

i enjoy reading his column

in the Sunday Times, but don't take a word of it seriously. He knows exactly what to say to ensure he gets contract renewals, is a shrewd business man and apparently a half decent father. Don't think I could bear to spend any time with him though, although that's mainly cos he's from wrong side of pennines

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)

i like him,he's a completely fictional character.

the real jeremy clarkson is nothing like he is on TV :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)