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(stavr0s, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)

Yeaaaahh

We need a impartial broadcaster.....like FOX

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)

middle class?

Faux news reflects the views of corporate pigs and slack jawed rednecks.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)

and white middle class reactionaries.

But especially rednecks.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)

as opposed to ITV,which provides only top-quality news

oh,bloody hell.a daily mail attitude.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)

itv

who said i liked them either, i just think the bbc is getting alot worse.

(stavr0s, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)

apologies

it's always been fairly bad,journalism is for the masses and the masses want to be shocked,appalled and entertained.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)

that's why they love Ian Huntley with a Comic Relief red nose

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

'says fuckpig (28) of 24 accasia road.....'

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

'its a fucking outrage,tthey should all be strung up.'

you're listening to the jeremy vine show.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)

I hate that show....

He is so flip flop :( Tesco Value Paxman!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)

hahaha :P

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)

Have this from my trawls...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)

GIRAFFE ON A TRAMPOLINE

G.O.A.T!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)

ITV is run by gypsy immigrants on benefits

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)

be careful! they'll lower our house prices!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)

BASTARDS

SHUT THE BORDERS NOW. SIMPLE AS.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)

hey,why don't we gas them all?

because then there'd be nobody left to do a decent day's work,you fucking lazy hypocritical right-wing brainless twats.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)

coming over here

stealing our gas

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)

Gypsy paedophile immigrants on benefits.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

fail.

(are you from the USA, BNP, or just want to be?)

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)

I've been thinking this of late....

I am a little worried about the news reporting on the BBC...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)

it's cos of all this 24-hourness and 'audience interaction' they've got

they got no time for proper journalism

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)

News 24 (minutes) you mean....

;o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

^^This^^

I want them to get back to sensibly dressed serious looking people telling me the news in perfect Received Pronunciation.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

anyone who says

"haitch" should be killed.
One of the continuity announcers on BBC HD called it HAITCH DEE- I was so angry I nearly shattered my jaw with tutting.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

TURN YOUR TELLY OFF

DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)

what,like surf B3ta :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)

I'm not the one mid-whinge.

If he doesn't like the telly, he doesn't need to watch it. What he does need to do is stop pissing his frilly knickers about it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

*votes*

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Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)

whoa guys whoa

let's all chill out

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

Oh I'm all chilled :D

I just hate this 'damn you telly, my eyes are glued to you and I have no choice in the matter' attitude. Put a DVD in if you're so in love with the cathode.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)

I've got a DVD of Jeremy Kyle reading ITV News

with Anne Diamond doing the sign language

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)

I bet you have sex to it.

Solo sex. On your own. In the nude. On your own. When nobody else is there. On your own.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)

we don't have two Dysons for nothing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

It's so you can attach the other one to the back of your head whilst using the first

as you're worried it'll turn you inside out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)

I'm worried that I'm imagining what this would be like

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)

This is what it's like in my head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)

every night.

while you weep into your cleenex at your life

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)

o_0

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)

this,a thousand times :D

IT HAS AN OFF-BUTTON GUYS!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)

how dare you try and dampen our mock outrage

*rings Ofcom*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)

rings of what now?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

Easy...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)

com

rings of com

it's Tony Hart's new Northern Ireland porn-art show

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)

turn it off

doesn't stop me having to pay for the shit though does it.

would you pay for something you dont like to watch/use?

(stavr0s, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)

I do like to watch it

the beeb make some excellent programmes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)

I pay the council to empty* my bins

but I never watch it

*allegedly

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

Mine just fling them in the vague direction of the dustlorrything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)

You're paying for the opportunity.

You don't have to be, say, a Radio 3 listener for the opportunity to be one to be a good thing.

EDIT: And, let's face it, the other channels are better for having to compete with the BBC.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)

Their Jazz hour on Saturdays is marvellous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)

Not such a fan of that.

But it's ace on a Sunday evening.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)

Ah, I was watching Batman.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)

it can't be any worse than Radio 2

ALED JONES!
ELAINE PAIGE!
MICHAEL BALL!

it makes Ken Bruce look like John Peel

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)

I like Michael Ball, he's a naughty little imp.

Or at least he was on Lorraine Kelly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)

Pennies a day

for on demand tv, a world renowned website, radio stations catering for every kind of audio taste and tv channels which do likewise?

I say, God bless the BBC and all who sail in her!

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Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)

^THIS^

With added "THIS"

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)

Everything this insanely excellent woman just said.

We don't pay for ITV and it bloody shows.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)

this

I look at the BBC every day

I don't even look at my cock every day, so it must be good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)

if I had a cock I'd train up the muscles in it

so I could open doors with it in the morning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)

^THIS^

The Beeb is far better than any of the commercial alternatives

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

*sings*

Why don't you
Why don't you
Switch off your TV set
And do something less boring instead
WHY DON'T YOU?!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)

This

in four-part harmonies

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

TEHDEYEH WEYUH MEHKIN THESE LEH'L CEHKEY THINGS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

why don't you?...dadeedada..why don't you?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)

wai

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fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)

As long as they keep making Top Gear.

It's stupid, but it's so entertaining.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)

oh this,oh this

i do hate myself for liking it so much

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

Crazy innit

I assume they use subliminal messages or flood my living room with happy gas because I find it so entertaining.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

i don't even drive :(

i think it's the camerawork,or jeremy's sensationalist drivel.
he does come out with some corkers though

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)

not the camerawork

that's getting far too artsy for my liking, what was with all the high speed shots of a water balloon bursting last week?

like the fucking european sports directors, can't watch a footy or rugby match that's live from france or italy without moody, slo-mo close ups of the players everytime there's a break in play. I WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING INFRINGEMENT TO SEE IF THE REF WAS RIGHT, NOT THE TINY SPOT ON THE END OF FUCKING CIPRIANI'S NOSE

don't like them overlaying the face of the kicker on top of the view of the posts when there's a penalty either, fucking annoying

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)

I spent a fortnight researching Clarkson as part of my journalism coursework last year.

He's the sort of man I'd buy a pint for, before kicking him square in the balls.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)

then drinking his pint

and pissing on him afterwards
and saying "No - nobody called - you must have the wwrong address" to the ambulance crew

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)

i enjoy reading his column

in the Sunday Times, but don't take a word of it seriously. He knows exactly what to say to ensure he gets contract renewals, is a shrewd business man and apparently a half decent father. Don't think I could bear to spend any time with him though, although that's mainly cos he's from wrong side of pennines

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)

i like him,he's a completely fictional character.

the real jeremy clarkson is nothing like he is on TV :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)

Welcome to planet Earth

The exits are here and here.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)

actually,

when i was in a position where I had to check the news thre/four times an hour because I had no other way of finding out what was happening to a close friend I used the BBC because it's the only news source in the UK which isn't trying to sell you its news. (metro and other free papers are as deserving of the title "news" as the scum)

try again, and next time put some effort into it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

pearost

(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

see, this contains effort

and hummus

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

then you can watch it properly again on Dave with no buffering

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

haha.

Excellent...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

very nice

(stavr0s, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

I wish I had so little to complain about

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Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)

I believe your wit may be infinite.

It has no discernible beginning.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)

hahahahahaahhahhaa!

hahahahaahahahahahha!
hahahahahaahahah!
YES

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

Well put :D

Is that a quote?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)

Nope...

It's all me. I've been waiting for ages for an opportunity to use it.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)

Marvellous :D

It's the sort of thing I'd expect to find in one of those '100 wittiest quotes' compilations

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)

your bbc is aligned too far to the left in comparison with the other text

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)

*rings ofcom*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)

Haha

I was puzzled by your "rings of corn" comment for a while there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)

hahaha

politilols

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)

All text should be justified.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)

I'd like them better if they were openly biased

instead of aspiring to the impossible goal of balanced broadcasting and reporting, which just causes a combination of bias and equivocation.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)

subtle

^ ironic

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)

A tramp has spunked up all over your face.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)

nice font matching

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)