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# whoa guys whoa
let's all chill out
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Oh I'm all chilled :D
I just hate this 'damn you telly, my eyes are glued to you and I have no choice in the matter' attitude. Put a DVD in if you're so in love with the cathode.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I've got a DVD of Jeremy Kyle reading ITV News
with Anne Diamond doing the sign language
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I bet you have sex to it.
Solo sex. On your own. In the nude. On your own. When nobody else is there. On your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# we don't have two Dysons for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# It's so you can attach the other one to the back of your head whilst using the first
as you're worried it'll turn you inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I'm worried that I'm imagining what this would be like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# This is what it's like in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# every night.
while you weep into your cleenex at your life
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# this,a thousand times :D
IT HAS AN OFF-BUTTON GUYS!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# how dare you try and dampen our mock outrage
*rings Ofcom*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# rings of what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Easy...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# com
rings of com

it's Tony Hart's new Northern Ireland porn-art show
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)