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# PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS


I AM SICK OF CLEANING UP AFTER YOU
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# INSTRUCTIONS ARE BOTH JOYFUL EASY AND HAVE HAPPY FUN
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# WARNING
MAY AFFECT EYE COLOUR
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# and shirt colour
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# AND SHIRT STYLE.
SHIT, THIS WILL FUCK ALL YOUR STUFF RIGHT UP AND NO MISTAKE.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# GRONKPAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I DON'T WRITE THE INSTRUCTIONS, I JUST ENFORCE THEM
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# ARGHARGHARGH
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# However, method two seems to clear up his wrinkles.
I WILL MEMO MARKETING.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Yes but they then become attached to the kitchen tiles
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Now I understand:
It's a time-travel device!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# SHARNT.
*DISOBEDIATES*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Yeah but . . . that thing's so versatile . . .
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# AAAGGGHHH NO NOT IN THE EAR PLEASE NO
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)