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# whats wrong with mazipan?
its lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# it smells of Almonds
The smell of almonds is natures warning, as it is telling you that it is dangerous to eat that bit of food, as it will kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I believe arsenic smells of almonds
almonds and arses, hence the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yes, this is why mazipan is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# A logical scientific conclusion
and you cannot argue with science because science will always twat you in the murray and win.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# wait a minute...
let me try and follow your logic...

mazipan is bad because it smells like almonds which means it's full of arsenic because it smells like arse...?

make sense to me.

What about ginger wrapped in Marzipan... and then served on an arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# that would just be unhygienic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Cyanide ashally
Arsine gas smells faintly of garlic.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I had a feeling I was getting my poisins mixed up
due to not paying enough attention in chemistry at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)