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# Whouse
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Runouse.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I tried that
but us stupid Merkins might not understand !

BTW, has anzbodz had a bug in their kezboard that switches the Y and Z kezcaps mapping )and a lot of other annozing swaps like ß instead of a dash, and stuff! Verz Annozing! I hope I donät have to buz a new kezboard.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Yeah dude. It's pretty fatal.
You should pretty much give up all hope now.
Dibs on your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Hmmm... I suspect you're messing around
but there is actually something on my site that might be relevant
www.mofaha.com/keyboard_hijacks.asp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:24, archived)
# There's no way in hell I'm going there.
Not after last time.
I don't trust you.
I DON'T TRUST YOU ANY MORE, DUDE.
NO WAY.
GAME OVER MAN.
GAME OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I LIKE NEWE AXPERIANCES
DO U LIKE NEWE AXPERIANCES?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)
# No, they bought out my company and had sex with my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Win/win
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Not if your wife is Danny DeVito.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# IT WAS IN THE CONTRACT
WHY DID YOU SIGN IT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Fine print doesn't count, brah.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# It was 72 point bold underlined text on the front page
"WE WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE, MISTER PINEAPPLE"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Yeah, but it was pretty fine 72 point bold underlined print.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)
# No-one is clicking links to my site any more.
I guess I'm the man who typed wolf.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# More like horse.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# ...is what I was thinking
but THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO PREDICTABLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I'm thinking of getting a keyboard hijab
cover its shame, you know
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I like to type with my shoes. The soles. All over the keys.
I know it's perverse. I know it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# I had no idea you held us all in such contempt
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)
# It's not that
it's just that it's SO DIRTY. I want to stop but I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:49, archived)
# D'oh!
Just noticed that my keycaps prefs had switched to German after I did a system upgrade... wonder why that happened? Are the Germans taking over Apple?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Yeah, different language setups have weird letter placement.
It's annoying when it switches and you don't know how you did it.
I used to get that with UK to US setup while I was playing games, so it would switch the " and @ over because I accidentally hit the walk key while I was crouching or something. I didn't know how to switch it back until recently, and I've forgotten already.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)
# We changed evil_twin's keyboard
to Dvorak one April Fool's, she was convinced she had a virus.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Haha, awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I fixed someone's autocorrect in MS word
so that it was full of swears.

Also: I just realised that I've got an hour and 20 minutes left before my holiday and I forgot to do my January forecast.

WHOOPS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Heh, I did that to several of the computers in my old school
I WAS SUCH A REBELLIOUS CHILD.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# January Forecast: SUN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:55, archived)
# I just copied & pasted novembers and changed a few numbers to make it look different.
I AM A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 4:01, archived)
# change your language settings
Sounds like your keyboard is running in German or something
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)