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# Learn from me.
My actual posting is absolutely identical to my drunken posting.
For some reason.
Still, at this time of night it's just drunks, teenagers, Americans and the mentally ill here, so post some pictures, Jack! Who'll know?

*EDIT* Not that there's anything wrong with us American teenagers, huh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Sadly, I'm browsing the internet on my Wii,
so am unable to do anything other than post very slow messages to people.

If anything I type is poorly written, just remember that I'm also pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I'm mentally ill and browsing the Argos catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# So you're Polish!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# racist!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# You too are familiar with the Argos Sklep?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# What about Argos isn't Polish these days?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I ENJOY SHOP OF FREE WEST
and coca cola
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# NO NELSON MADELA WILL REMAIN IN PRISON!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I'm left-handed and I write with my left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# racist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:16, archived)
# awww
i have a brother who has this condition

*offers left handed scissors*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I'm right handed, and eat left-handed.
Who puts a fork loaded with food in their left hand to their face?
*Super Ninja*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Me.
And I always use my apostrophes correctly too, punk, without the need for Super Ninja edits (note the ultra-ninja edit here).
And I bat right-handed, but I'm shit. I whimper in the nets against rural village fast-bowlers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Forgive me my intoxication!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# racist!!!
what's wrong with us rurals???
I know we have alot of bakers...
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# but we're really in to bread
Edit: in ter bread...
geddit
god I hate explaining jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# is....is it.....YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# NO, Dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Is it a Chinese proverb then?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# On the flip side; yes...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Sorry, what was that excuse again?
I forgot.

(No, don't reply if it's anything like typing a txt. Reply to the nice pics instead)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# uhhh no...
suppose thats what napoleon dynamite is all about....
american teenagers ftw
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)