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# On the latest episode of Nigella's Christmas kitchen she says,
'Pink as a beaver.' I shit you not. I had to rewind as I approached the vinegar strokes couldn't belive my ears.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:24, archived)
# at least she wasn't describing her own genitals. those are dark brown and as hard as the bits of burnt fat in a pan of chipped beef forgotten in an oven when the house burns down.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)