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# Is she doing a sneaky poo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# awwww
don't lower the tone.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Erm have you ever been to B3ta before?
The only way is up! (baby)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Yep b3ta scraping the bottom of the barrel of the internet since 1863
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ah 1863
We had real barrels back then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# aye, they took a good hard scraping before they burst those ones did
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# It was all steam internets back then
monkeys were paid in sultanas and cashew nuts to shovel coal into the boilers to power up the server blades made of cast iron and rust! *fact*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# indeed, it really was a series of all tubes in those days
and every morning a chap would come round with a delivery of coal to keep it warm

and the internet too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# They talk about 'Fat Pipes' these days I tell thee!
we had proper sewer pipes delivering the Internets every hour via Rat Special Delivery System (RSDS). You could toast chestnuts from the heat of your Monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ah yes, sewer pipes
it's good to know that the tradition of internet filth has not left us :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# "They all float down here!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# just be careful with a firewall, all that methane build up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Ah but you are not exploiting the full potential
of using the Firewall to ingite the methane to supply heat to power the bolier that runs your interweb deliver control system otherwise known as com-poo-ter.

However, interweb scoundrels (trolls) use the mathane to flame other users of the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I say! The bally cads!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)