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# Well, I've been here five years and I'm still not funny, so you can have this.

Eeeeeeeehhhh!
(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I like the background
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I'll
second that
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# it's good
i can see down her top :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# that's some fart
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Well funny isn't everything
your art is strong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# 146 posts in 5 years?!?!?
wow, top lurkage! That picture is also rather lovely, I'd rather see something artistic but not funny than a picture that is supposed to be funny.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Why thankyou.
I might dip a toe in the water with a lolchair sooner or later, but the bandwagon is a slippery slippery slope. I'll be making seamhorses in no time!
(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# regrettably my standards have just slipped


and ofc


In search of Funny you lose your Soul!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# OH HAI THERE HORSES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Yesserda pea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Happy slug is happy:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# who throws a slug?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Seriously?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# slug lobbers innit
throwing slugs all day long
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Sluuuuug lobbers
Across the universe...

(you missed the Austin Power reference we were making though:P)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Lobbing Their Slugs
at enemies diverse!

edit: (I didn't miss the reference, because I only managed to watch about 30 seconds of austin powers before realising that it's FUCKING SHITE and then moving on with my life :D )
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# So what is happening for the Discomeats Chrimbomas then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# a mixture of fuck all and shit, and shit
just exchange of cards and everyone too skint for pressies

will consume excess crap of course
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# You a family or friends person on Xmastide?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# family I guess
tho the family members who would ruin it for everyone are fortunately dead or miles away :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I shall be pising it up with backpackers:)
I had the bizarrest thing though. My parents sent me a cheque as a Christmas prezzie. This worries me; I haven't talked to them for a good 5 years and I have no idea how they got my address!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ahahaha
they are going to surprise turn up some day

with hilarious consequences

it's got all the makings of a crap sitcom :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Meh I know why they did it.
They think I'll be desperate for cash and they'll get the satisfaction of seeing me cash it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# send them a cheque for 1 penny more
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I just ripped it up.
My 'family' is ooold money, right back to slavery. Everything they stand for I couldn't live with. I'd rather make my own way than join the darkside and take up peerage and other shite:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Have you never been Happy Slugged?
it's all the craze on tha' wacky zany YouTube, innit!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# hbahahahahahahahhashadas
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I don't get most of the bandwagons that go on here
this lolchair thing is completely beyond me, I do quite like seam horses though. Better to just stick with what you're good at and try to come up with original ideas.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# you are pretty
better than funny...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# groomer:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# does her hair
need a brush?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ooo that looks lovely
You're a natural!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Is she doing a sneaky poo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# awwww
don't lower the tone.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Erm have you ever been to B3ta before?
The only way is up! (baby)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Yep b3ta scraping the bottom of the barrel of the internet since 1863
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ah 1863
We had real barrels back then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# aye, they took a good hard scraping before they burst those ones did
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# It was all steam internets back then
monkeys were paid in sultanas and cashew nuts to shovel coal into the boilers to power up the server blades made of cast iron and rust! *fact*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# indeed, it really was a series of all tubes in those days
and every morning a chap would come round with a delivery of coal to keep it warm

and the internet too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# They talk about 'Fat Pipes' these days I tell thee!
we had proper sewer pipes delivering the Internets every hour via Rat Special Delivery System (RSDS). You could toast chestnuts from the heat of your Monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ah yes, sewer pipes
it's good to know that the tradition of internet filth has not left us :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# "They all float down here!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# just be careful with a firewall, all that methane build up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Ah but you are not exploiting the full potential
of using the Firewall to ingite the methane to supply heat to power the bolier that runs your interweb deliver control system otherwise known as com-poo-ter.

However, interweb scoundrels (trolls) use the mathane to flame other users of the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I say! The bally cads!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# that's rather nice
there's room for the whole variety here:

funny and shit
funny and not shit
not funny and not shit.

the only problem arises from things that are not funny and shit. This is, however, not shit.

I've used up my quota of 'shit' for today.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# no way, and shit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# its a person!!!
nings board
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# /indiscript midwife blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# well that too :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Very Nice.
Good Afternoon B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# What next for woman with tree growing out of her arse....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# TREE!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# cor
thats fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# cor!
good work
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)