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# You have blood? Luxury, lad
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# A mechanical arm? Cool!
How fast can it wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# 2,000 RPM but it gets pretty messy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# RPM = Rubs per minute?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# To the US military, every invention has a military application
To b3ta.com, every invention has an onanism application.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# True
Jesus saves,
Moses invests,
Onan spends.

/v old joke
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)