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# NO.
Come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# oh alright then
*comes back with novelty Christmas flavoured coffee*

I hate Starbucks so much :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Christmas flavoured coffee?
Explain this madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Infused with the genuine christmas flavours of manger, myrrh and shepherd's socks.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# 1) take 1 cup of average starbuck's coffee
2) add syrup to it which makes it take of an appropriate Christmas type flavour such as Dark Cherry or Wrapping Paper or Cluedo or Eggnog
3) sell it to me on the advice of my little sister who is clearly easily mislead and also a slave to novelty.
4) get charged a lot of money for it and also feel like a twat when you have to ask for a grande which means small
5) don't be surprised when shit coffee + pointless novelty flavour is not good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I thought "Tall" was small
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# possibly
I found the whole experience a trifle disheartening but my little sister was walking into town with me while I went to work and she assured me that it would be good and that it would make me feel Christmassy even though I was going to work...

I feel cheated.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# The only thing I ever drink in Starbucks is tea
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# They usually get a raised eyebrow from me
and an 'big 4 shot Americano please. Well as big as you do, then. No, we're in England, the word is '.....BIG''
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I'm very lucky
there's a great independent coffee shop just over the road from me and they make incredible coffee and use illy beans and all the staff and lovely and they play good music...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# What does Christmas taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# sour and bitter
well for me...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# pine sap and dried fruit
and cinnnamon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)