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# That is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# What she said

Oh and Happy B3ta-Candle Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# this
'ello Dewsbury Boy

Drove through your way this morning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Was it shite?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Happy Candle day!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Happy day!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# And I don't look a day older.
Must be all this special face-cream.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# You must be using....
Dr Wobbys' Special Face Cream...

* Available at all good chemists and Boots
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Does it contain
retinol, pro-xylane and boswellox?

Or is it just a jar of spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# it contains all the amino-acids and science mumbo jumbo used to fool females into buying any products
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ^All of the above

* although it may just contain spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)