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# The Mormons and the Muslims have totally got it wrong, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# do you actually know anyone who is a mormon or a muslim?
they're actually both clever fairy stories to scare children with. notice how they both begin with the letter m? the people making all this up got bored trying to think of different letters to use
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I'd love to have a feed at an Islamic feast
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# it's all KEBABS
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(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hahaha.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# the mormons are well fucking wrong
 
I've been to a mormon wedding and a mormon funeral

FUCKING ORANGE JUICE?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I got one pissed with a box of chocolate liqeurs once
LIGHTWEIGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Pfft, really?
Did s/he know they were liqueur chocolates? Might've been placebo effect. 'These are alcoholic, therefore I must be pissed'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# She didn't know, otherwise she wouldn't have eaten them
And she started crying a couple of hours later. Possibly unrelated.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I quite like orange juice.
Only quite like it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)