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# 3 demons preparing to roll a boulder off a cliff onto some chavs.

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'Ning. Onto whom would you most like to roll a boulder from a cliff?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# You do lovely pics :D
Where is my Afro Disco Cat for christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Too late to send anything for Christmas. ):
I will make you one, don't you worry. (: I'm just reet busy with work at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Bah!
;) I have a couple mopre characters I am working on at the moment which I shall link you to in the next couple of days :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Oooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# that's a fantastically elaborate diagram
and to answer, I would roll a boulder onto Amy Winehouse. Similarly, I 'rolled a boulder' earlier while thinking about her
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# :D
those demons sure hate chavs.

myself, i quite like them, as they say funny things like "give us a bite of yer subway or i'll bite yer bird's cunt" then blaze away in their shit car.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# The ones around here aren't that imaginative.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# you should have heard the way he said "cunt"
he put a lot of force into it. it was powerful. moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# It seems odd that he would ask for a bite of a stranger's sandwich.
That wouldn't be pleasant, I would imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# and what would he gain from biting a bird's cunt?
honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# a bunch of carol singers and someone that overcomercialises
what should be only a pissup
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Fuck, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Mmm
the other day I was walking the dog when i had the sudden realisation that religion in its entirety is just a really elaborate excuse to have multiple pissups
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# The Mormons and the Muslims have totally got it wrong, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# do you actually know anyone who is a mormon or a muslim?
they're actually both clever fairy stories to scare children with. notice how they both begin with the letter m? the people making all this up got bored trying to think of different letters to use
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I'd love to have a feed at an Islamic feast
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# it's all KEBABS
!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hahaha.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# the mormons are well fucking wrong
 
I've been to a mormon wedding and a mormon funeral

FUCKING ORANGE JUICE?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I got one pissed with a box of chocolate liqeurs once
LIGHTWEIGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Pfft, really?
Did s/he know they were liqueur chocolates? Might've been placebo effect. 'These are alcoholic, therefore I must be pissed'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# She didn't know, otherwise she wouldn't have eaten them
And she started crying a couple of hours later. Possibly unrelated.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I quite like orange juice.
Only quite like it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# and wars.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# the thing is
in our Newcastle, as far as i understand the intricacies of their complicated dialect, 'saying 'wars' makes you say what means 'ours'. but in your Newcastle, it doesnt
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# in our newcastle you never let a chance go by...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Why do people persist in blaming religion for war?
IT'S PEOPLE, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# im not blaming religion for wars, just religion is used by the leaders as an excuse for wars,
typically for some political purpose. (carrying on from the sentence in the original post.)

It's been that way for about 1000 years at least.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# This is very true
But I'm sure all those wars would have still happened if religion didn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# quite probably.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# This.
If we didn't have any religion we'd still find things to fight over. If we were all the same colour and sex we'd still find things to kill each other over.

Not that I don't think all religion is a bag of wank, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# craig david
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# boulders by ACME?
 
BEEP BEEP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# You'd think that after doing 2 years of a geology-oriented degree I'd be good at drawing rocks.
But am I bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# heh heh
i loikes this masterplan
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)