In case he gets a rhinovirus?
But where would he put it? He lacks a breast pocket.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:10,
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It's just for show.
It's not like he could reach his nose anyway.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:16,
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This should be "Beattie-fied"
But I can't be bothered to shop it
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:53,
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