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# Is it just me or are zombies simply bloody rubbish?
All you need to do is walk away from them at slight speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# This^^^^
Although you are neglecting the new breed of faster moving zombies present in computer games and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yes but I think everyone is taking into concideration the very real threat
that one day they'll lean how to rollerskate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Flaming zombies on rollerskates.

Naked flaming zombies on rollerskates.

Naked, dancing flaming zombies on rollerskates - there it is - that's the fillum I want to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# And lets face it
sex with a zombie technically isn't necrophilia!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Erm ... shirley yes it is?
But admittedly - it's no fun if they wriggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I suppose you could always rip off a limb and fuck the cavity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# They may be slow, but they can keep going on forever.
Whereas my speed skillzors tend to end after a minute or ten ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)