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# Really quick sketchy zombie animation thingy
(MichaelGalethe1st, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# "pipe wrench fight"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# This is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Is it just me
but in the event of a zombie uprising, would anyone else have a tiny bit of themselves going "Yes! Finally a chance to put my skills to work! Those drunken evenings discussing the best place to hole up were not wasted!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Yeah, sounds slightly familiar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# i think some people would fall victim to this
having forgotten not to put "do not spend the first 10 minutes of a zombie apocalypse cheering the chance to use 'surviving a zombie apocalypse' skills, as these minutes are needed to hole up" on their list of 'important things for surviving a zombie apocalypse'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# indeed, a schoolboy error in the domain of zombie apocalypse survival
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# oh yes
my flat would be a good place to hole up, all survivors welcome

*puts kettle on and polishes baseball bat*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# A friend of mine says this every time he visits my flat.
It must be constantly on his mind.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Is it just me or are zombies simply bloody rubbish?
All you need to do is walk away from them at slight speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# This^^^^
Although you are neglecting the new breed of faster moving zombies present in computer games and such.
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# Yes but I think everyone is taking into concideration the very real threat
that one day they'll lean how to rollerskate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Flaming zombies on rollerskates.

Naked flaming zombies on rollerskates.

Naked, dancing flaming zombies on rollerskates - there it is - that's the fillum I want to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# And lets face it
sex with a zombie technically isn't necrophilia!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Erm ... shirley yes it is?
But admittedly - it's no fun if they wriggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I suppose you could always rip off a limb and fuck the cavity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# They may be slow, but they can keep going on forever.
Whereas my speed skillzors tend to end after a minute or ten ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Iain Elsworth, a guy I used to go to school with, and myself always planned to meet up in Turnpike Lane bus station
and take a bus as they'll knock the living (or undead) shite out of everything.

EDIT: I take that all back. I just remembered that was in the event of a nuclear holocaust. My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# this plan hangs upon the nuclear survivability of london buses
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Well as long as it's not a bendy one we'll be just dandy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# That's a hell of a design spec...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# wowowowwooo

/edit: pffft meanwhile on flickr...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)