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[challenge entry] Great job, Santa: that was one in a million!

From the A Star Wars Christmas challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha
I do have to say:
Drunken Aussies to the left of me.
Drunken Aussies to the right of me.
Drunken Aussies in front of me.
Vollied and chundered.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# ..here I am
*boogies*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I thinmk it was more bundies that boogies:P
Oh the evening has just been completed. SOmeone just done the elephant impression!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Heh
sounds like i'm better off here then; you been running that hotel today?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Naaa not officially
But I've popped down to have a drink with the reprebates.

EDIT: THe truely tragic thing is the Burger King across the road has been packed all day! How pathetic is that?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Guess some people are cheap
not a religious person myself, but love the tradition and the excuse to drink and eat lots with loved ones, and genuinely notice a sense of goodwill between people; not entirely sure how this can be replicated in a Burger King

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Well I've seen their adds for their festive menu
Burger with bacon and cheese. How festive is that?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# pigs in blankets innit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# That's just the customers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# not as festive as this
i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2131476/menupenaltyburger-main_Full.jpg

I had goose for dinner though :(
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# When you say had...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# oh good old rg!
i like the way your mind works
yeah i stuffed a cock up it's clacker valve!
what did you have for festivedinnermass?
and how many types of nyom did it have?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Lamb curry:P
Did it gobble for you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# nah it was a goose!
silly! I gobbled though, was I bad?
lamb curry ftw though, i get so bored with crappy posh roasts at xmas. In fact tonight I could have murdered a thai green, yummmm......
*starts salivating* in fact I still could.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Well I don't really have the numbers for a Xmas dinner
I can count the members of my family on my forefinger.

I do cook a mean Christmas Dinner though. People actually want to eat my sprouts!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I've seen worse tyyypos.
But the truly tragic thing is the general standard of spelling here. Listen, young man! Just cos you're off work, that doesn't mean tou're allowed to let the basics slip!

*EDIT* haha, I let teh basics slip! "you're", of course. The other errors were inntental.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I proudly stand by my spelling and think it's damn good for someone that has had two bottles of champaigne and a bottle and a half of wine!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I salute your indefatigability
and am gradually beginning to realise that I've got to trek to the offie if I'm going to get properly off my face.
Bought 16 tins yesterday evening, got two left, and I'm not even drunk enough to go on b3ta yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Fucking lightweight:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# you sir are a shandy! and considering your extreme dislike
of illiteracy, not a very good speller either!
:D merry xmas! how was dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Ma Hearow
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Minimal, thankyou.
You're right, though; I can't stand illllitercecyness. It's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# pfft-you're surrounded
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# haha well done on being drunk :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# *songs the Record Breakers dedication song*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# :D
I want to be skiing now :(
Stupid waiting :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# *dedalidl-lidl-lidls to the Ski Sunday music=
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# now lets blow this thing
and go home
(there she blows minty biscuit, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)