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# The scrotes around where i live have found fun in nicking from pound shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# What compared to the penny sweets at Woolworths?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hehe - but that was classy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# You know what
I've never nicked a sweet from Woolies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I never did I was always a good girl
or at least I didn't have the nerve to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# My dad found out I nicked a joke sugar cube from Fenwicks at Brent Cross
and arranged for me to 'have a talk' with the manager in his officer. I was about eight and I was shitting my load.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# You're Dad is wise, but maybe a bit intimidating
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# My dad was anything but wise
believe me:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Just intimidating then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# No just didn't like me for some reason.
OH well. Nighty night b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# nite nite chap
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# My brother found me after i nicked johnnies from Safeway.
My dad took me back and said i had to pay, twelve effin quid, not bloody likely!

I was 11 aswell, they grow up so fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# 11 with condoms?
what were you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# bawwoon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Water balloons.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Surely water balloons are cheap
although nicking condoms must be even cheaper lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Not when you get grounded for a month :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I'm not sure that someone giving a talk to an 8 year old while they are in their officer is going to give quite the right message
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Oh and a couple nice videos i saw the other day.
One had a few scrotes stamping on baby birds, which was nice and manly, and another one punching a sleeping tramp.

Kids these days, at least they've still got their morals.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I despair - I try to think back to my youth
and whether kids were this bad and the answer is pretty much, yes but without so much consumerism. I've no idea what the future will be like but those kids are now parents the problem is they are just as bad - so what for the Future a Hitler in every neighbourhood? I doubt it but I'm not optimistic either.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Kids now-a-days are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# As a female I must protest
'cunts' are very useful whereas kids aren't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Well as a male cunts are quite useful aswell :D
But kids are not, they are just shits
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# the small ones that go up chimneys are
what with gas prices as they are, they are a sound future investment, i've got half a dozen in training at this very moment in time, what with it being a bit chilly i've still got the fires going, little buggers don't half shift, i'm going to make a killing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)