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# Oh nose . . . does that mean I won't get my delivery ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# O lawd
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Are you expecting a box too ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Yes
and hopefully not any other kind of package.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# cor this took me fuckin ages valin hope you like it


Click for bigger (34KB)

edit most of the time was spent "looking" for a ups porn star not as easy as I thought it would be
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Schweeeeeeet . . . I'm a big tipper too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# doudbt you will get the chance
they usually just leave a card and fuck off down the road before you get to the top of the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I could scent that one over a block away . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I'm not Vallin
and I do like it.

So fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# im glad xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# she can shake my package any time
etc, etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Speaking of packages, isn't this rather disturbing one:
img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/strange-man-bulges-in-leggings.jpg
Rather similar to this somewhat more famous one:
www.pinkgodzillagames.com/events/tron%20guy-thumb.jpg

Methinks it may be the same man!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# moonbuggy do not liek hotlinking it would seem..
if you want disturbing packages you need the words saline and inflation.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
what have you done to my body, and who's head is that?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
#
images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&sa=3&q=Wilfred+Brimley&btnG=Search+images
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# caccoooon
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I like this one
but it has a long adress name
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# what the hell? he's william tell
and he's grown a nut cluster aswell
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Is Tron guy in another costume methinks, no?
Curious now, if we looked and found him in other costumes, would it become evident he might have an ulterior motive? Like they all involve scary looking tight leggings?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# AHA!!
Jay Maynard! Google it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I see what you mena
he does look like the tron guy but with a far superior 'tache.. but then that could just be being fatist.. as once your face starts to reach critical roundness everyone does start to look the same...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I just did some google sluething!
And yes, just about all his guises involve extremely tight and thin leggings and the famous Tron camel toe, for some reason...

images.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=jay+maynard&btnG=Search+Images

He also seems to basically make a living out of being an internet meme, which is kinda cool! flickr.com/photos/andyi/2442620426/

farm1.static.flickr.com/21/26744476_062b5c21c3.jpg?v=0 WTF kinda body shape is that tho!? He's gone wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i just read his account of how he made the tron costume
interesting
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# No argument there!
I want one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# snarf
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# hahahaha
uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Is that 2nd picture of Peter Griffin?

...nevermind, Peter Griffin doesn't have a moustache
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Aaaand put the freshness back...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# can you deliver HER by next-day delivery
*awaits postman*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)