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# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# did you hear about the thalidomide-victim pornstar?
he had an arm like a baby's cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# *splutters*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I draw the line at
squirrelizing that

edit : i did consider it tho
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you are fucking mad
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# What else could it be!?
It certainly can't be genitalia, THEREFORE he must be surrogating someones feotus, IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ok
now explain the umbilical cord
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# 'He' is actually a she that's halfway thru a sex change, hence the odd hips
'his' overkill on the masculine elements like the moustache, and of course his disturbing camel toe, but as he still has a womb he can have surrogate pregnancies and this one came premature, BUT, happily his incredulously tight leggings held the baby in stasis until the convention he was attending ended and all posing for pictures was over, THEN he quickly ran to to the hospital to get help!!

The baby and it's 'mother' were both fine...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# thank
the heavens

I read about another man who was addicted to break fluid in the newsletter just now
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Also just noticed:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Aah yes . . . I was looking for . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Thinking with two heads . . .
may or may not be better than one . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# hahahaha
you've been playing with his naughty bits
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# AAAAHAAHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# More trombones!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXitAt16meo
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# "I may be an ugly man, but I have an impressive manhood, ladies!"
he seems to say
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Stand and deliver.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)